Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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