I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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