You're my little dorito
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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I need you to use more vowels.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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