So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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