I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Is her dick bigger than yours?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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