you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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