I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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