I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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