yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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