He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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