My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
you would pick up someone in the library
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
