Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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