Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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