It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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