i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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