Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
