u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Come see our sink grown plant.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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