I must be too annoying 4 u.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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