We're facebook friends in real life
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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