I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
