Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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