wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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