Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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