Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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