You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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