saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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