Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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