Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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