You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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