The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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