Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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