return my video game
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Randomize
