David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he was CRYING into my vagina
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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