Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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