i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
