She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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