I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize
