in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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