dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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