we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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