When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
