Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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