I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
