I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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