Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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