How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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