it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Just pee around me
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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