Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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