dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
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I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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