Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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